| Hello | Hello! | Show Play |
| Whit like? Fit like? | How are you? | Show Play |
| Braw, an yersel? | Fine thanks, and you? | Show Play |
| Nae bad | Fine thanks | Show Play |
| Whit ye cryed? Whit ye cawed? | What is your name? | Show Play |
| A'm cryed Sophie, an you? A'm Cawed Sophie, an you? | My name is Sophie, and you? | Show Play |
| John, whaur dae ye belang tae? John, far are ye fae? | John. Where are you from? | Show Play |
| Perth in Austrailie, an yersel? | Perth in Australia, and you? | Show Play |
| Maidstone, by Lunnon | Maidstone, near London | Show Play |
| Bye the noo. Cheerio. See ye efter. | Goodbye | Show Play |